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Well, it\u2019s here again! The one holiday of the year that’s never made any difference in my life. Please don’t think I’m being cynical, I don’t want you lovers (I\u2019m wagging my eyebrows here) out there to think I\u2019m trying to dampen the day for you. Please enjoy yourselves. I don\u2019t have much to say on this topic, it\u2019s never really had any significance in my life. I just find the escapades some people get up to, to be wildly entertaining. In any case, because tis the season it is, I feel like everyone is channeling their inner Casanova\/ don Juan \/ Romeo\/ Shakespeare, I thought I would get in the spirit anyway and pen something of my own. (Sort of.) Here goes:<\/p>\n
Roses are red<\/em><\/p>\n Violets are blue<\/em><\/p>\n Valentines is here again,<\/em><\/p>\n Couldn\u2019t give a hoot!<\/em><\/p>\n There! What do you think? Pretty good huh? Ha-ha, kidding! Kidding! I couldn\u2019t resist. (chalk it up to the bitterness of having no plans) Still for all of you out there who have plans for this specific holiday and are enjoying it, I want to wish you happy holidays! (See, I told you guys didn\u2019t I? That the next time I talked about the holidays it would be a different one? Yeah :)) That said, please indulge me one last hilarious jab as I write off. In the wise words of Dorothy Parker titled unfortunate coincidence ;p<\/p>\n By the time you swear you’re his, As for the rest of you, who are just coasting by like me, have a very nice day and see you all next post! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Well, it\u2019s here again! The one holiday of the year that’s never made any difference in my life. Please don’t think I’m being cynical, I don’t want you lovers (I\u2019m wagging my eyebrows here) out there to think I\u2019m trying to dampen the day for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1206,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[28,29],"class_list":["post-1205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-faith","tag-happy-holidays","tag-happy-valentines"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/sqrypted.co.ke\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/heart-1192662_960_720.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa77RY-jr","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sqrypted.co.ke\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sqrypted.co.ke\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sqrypted.co.ke\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sqrypted.co.ke\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sqrypted.co.ke\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sqrypted.co.ke\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sqrypted.co.ke\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sqrypted.co.ke\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sqrypted.co.ke\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sqrypted.co.ke\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nShivering and sighing,
\nAnd he vows his passion is
\nInfinite, undying –
\nLady, make a note of this:
\nOne of you is lying.<\/em><\/p>\n